A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry!” she said. “Stand in the corner” she quickly rubbed baby oil over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. “Don’t move until I tell you to” she whispered just pretend you’re a statue. What’s this [...]

On the night of their 40th anniversary the reminiscing wife finds the negligee she wore on her wedding night and puts it on. She goes to her husband and says, “Honey, do you remember this?” he looks up from his newspaper and says,” Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we [...]